SIMPULATOR

A satirical open-world comedy game about internet simps, bad financial decisions, and chasing the highest Simp Score on Earth.

The World's First Open-World Simping Simulator™

Can you become the ultimate internet simp?

Welcome to Simp Town, population: you.

You've got a credit card, questionable life choices, and a burning desire to throw your hard-earned fake money at a camgirl who barely knows you exist.

What could possibly go wrong?

Everything.

And that's exactly why Simpulator exists.

WHAT IS SIMPULATOR?

Simpulator is a completely ridiculous, open-world comedy simulation game where your goal is simple:

Lose absolutely all your money.

Not by accident.

Not because you're bad at the game.

Because you're the greatest simp who ever lived.

Earn cash.

Borrow cash.

Beg for cash.

Work for cash.

Gamble for cash.

Then immediately spend it all showering your favorite camgirl with gifts, donations, compliments, and increasingly poor financial decisions.

The bigger the disaster...

The bigger your SIMP SCORE.

FEATURES

💳 The Legendary Cuck Card™

Start your journey with your very own fake credit card.

No credit checks.

No financial responsibility.

No common sense required.

🌎 Explore Simp Town

A weird little world packed with places to visit, money to earn, and dignity to lose.

Including:

• Your house
• Your parents
• Your nerd friend
• The casino
• The restaurant
• The race track
• Lamazone™
• The welfare office
• And more...

Every location exists for one reason:

To help you obtain more money to waste.

🚗 Become an Unter Driver

Drive passengers around town.

Avoid crashes.

Build bonuses.

Earn cash.

Then immediately hand it over to a woman on the internet.

Just like real life.

🍔 Work in a Restaurant

Deliver food.

Avoid customers.

Build combo bonuses.

Earn money.

Lose it all.

Repeat.

🎰 Gamble Like an Idiot

Visit the casino.

Win huge.

Lose huge.

Experience the emotional roller coaster of making terrible decisions.

🏇 Bet On The Whores Races

Yes.

That's a real feature.

No further explanation needed.

💬 Simp Your Favorite Camgirl

Compliment her.

Send donations.

Buy gifts.

Get ignored.

Get banned by moderators.

Become a moderator.

Unban yourself.

Continue simping.

It's basically a documentary.

🏆 Worldwide High Scores

Think you're the biggest simp on Earth?

Prove it.

Compete against other players worldwide for the highest Simp Score ever recorded.

Because if you're going to destroy yourself financially...

You might as well make the leaderboard.

🎵 Retro Vibes Included

Packed with glorious retro inspiration from the golden age of home computing.

Created by a developer who grew up on the legendary Commodore 64 and Amiga, back when computers had soul and loading screens were considered gameplay.

A LOVE LETTER TO INTERNET CULTURE

Simpulator is satire.

It's a comedy game.

A giant middle finger to influencer culture, online obsession, donation addiction, parasocial relationships, and every bad financial decision humanity has ever made.

Nobody is safe.

Not the simps.

Not the influencers.

Not the moderators.

Not even you.

COMPLETELY FREE

Let's make this crystal clear:

✅ FREE

✅ No malware

✅ No viruses

✅ No spyware

✅ No ads

✅ No subscriptions

✅ No microtransactions

✅ No battle passes

✅ No premium currency

✅ No loot boxes

✅ No account required

✅ No "early access founder platinum diamond edition"

The only money changing hands in Simpulator is completely fake.

Unlike certain games.

CREATED BY A HUMAN

Built by MiRRoRMaN.

Programmer.

Artist.

Retro computer fanatic.

Former Amiga scene member.

Professional troublemaker.

Created over several caffeine-fueled weeks because the idea simply refused to leave his brain.

CAN YOU REACH THE TOP OF THE WORLD SIMP LEADERBOARD?

There's only one way to find out.

Download Simpulator.

Get a job.

Get paid.

Throw it all away.

Become legend.

Remember:

A normal person tries to save money.

A simp tries to spend it faster.

Be the simp you were always meant to be.